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brush-and-consume:

titytwochainz:

shanellbklyn:

yoncevevo:

yugoslavic:

justrah:

I hate twitter lmao

this is so old and petty 

yall wanna talk about how “broke” she is yet she still has enough money to buy thousand dollar weaves while your only source of income is the lunch money your parents give you

You stupid because what humble person tweets about giving a homeless person $100 that shit is PETTY and she’s reaching for straws!
Jay-z & Beyoncé ain’t brag about how they tipped a waitress $400 chile bye I’m starting to get sick of Banks and her stunts.

why would you give a homeless man $100 dollars if he need to get on the train? who gone change that shit? what the fuck you think he gone do wit the rest? this bitch a joke. 

How he takin a train home if he homeless?

brush-and-consume:

titytwochainz:

shanellbklyn:

yoncevevo:

yugoslavic:

justrah:

I hate twitter lmao

this is so old and petty 

yall wanna talk about how “broke” she is yet she still has enough money to buy thousand dollar weaves while your only source of income is the lunch money your parents give you

You stupid because what humble person tweets about giving a homeless person $100 that shit is PETTY and she’s reaching for straws!


Jay-z & Beyoncé ain’t brag about how they tipped a waitress $400 chile bye I’m starting to get sick of Banks and her stunts.

why would you give a homeless man $100 dollars if he need to get on the train? who gone change that shit? what the fuck you think he gone do wit the rest? this bitch a joke. 

How he takin a train home if he homeless?

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republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

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pleasepickyourpoison:

this gif is really serious and stuff but like I can’t get over Sam’s majestic moose locks flapping in fright in the background
like his hair is the only hair that moves
pretty sure it isn’t wind
the hair was just startled

pleasepickyourpoison:

this gif is really serious and stuff but like I can’t get over Sam’s majestic moose locks flapping in fright in the background

like his hair is the only hair that moves

pretty sure it isn’t wind

the hair was just startled

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paperangelsandplastichearts:

shad-endrwolf:

supernatural-and-slippers:

cjthefangirl:

themovieneverends:

the16thmeteorshower:

This is so beautiful.

“Abandoned by straight people.” Something homophobic people tend to over look

Love this campaign. Also, is that Shane Dawson?

as an added argument, aren’t homosexual couples actually a scientific advantage at this point? We, as a species, are becoming quite overpopulated. However, homosexual couples 1) do not add to the population, and 2) take care of children that would not be taken care of otherwise. This slows the rise in population, meaning that our species may even survive longer because of it.

HOMOSEXUALITY, FROM A SCIENTIFIC POINT OF VIEW, IS AN ADVANTAGE TO THE HUMAN RACE.

REBLOG IS CAUSE THEY BLOGED IT

I have been stating that argument for some time now. Glad someone else gets it.

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thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

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lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
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dutchster:

and the battle continues

dutchster:

and the battle continues

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toomanyfuckscrusader:

tatuforever:

girlyteenagenerd:

Best avatar cosplays ever!

better than the movie

That’s because cosplayers have standards and integrity. 

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nazerine:

acepitchermihashi:

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is that benedict cumberbatch

how dare you insult sportacus

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patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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fluorescentpuppet:

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candid picture on a friend’s phone

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My mother once told me that trauma is like Lord of the Rings. You go through this crazy, life-altering thing that almost kills you (like say having to drop the one ring into Mount Doom), and that thing by definition cannot possibly be understood by someone who hasn’t gone through it. They can sympathize sure, but they’ll never really know, and more than likely they’ll expect you to move on from the thing fairly quickly. And they can’t be blamed, people are just like that, but that’s not how it works.

Some lucky people are like Sam. They can go straight home, get married, have a whole bunch of curly headed Hobbit babies and pick up their gardening right where they left off, content to forget the whole thing and live out their days in peace. Lots of people however, are like Frodo, and they don’t come home the same person they were when they left, and everything is more horrible and more hard then it ever was before. The old wounds sting and the ghost of the weight of the one ring still weighs heavy on their minds, and they don’t fit in at home anymore, so they get on boats go sailing away to the Undying West to look for the sort of peace that can only come from within. Frodos can’t cope, and most of us are Frodos when we start out.

But if we move past the urge to hide or lash out, my mother always told me, we can become Pippin and Merry. They never ignored what had happened to them, but they were malleable and receptive to change. They became civic leaders and great storytellers; they we able to turn all that fear and anger and grief into narratives that others could delight in and learn from, and they used the skills they had learned in battle to protect their homeland. They were fortified by what had happened to them, they wore it like armor and used it to their advantage.

It is our trauma that turns us into guardians, my mother told me, it is suffering that strengthens our skin and softens our hearts, and if we learn to live with the ghosts of what had been done to us, we just may be able to save others from the same fate.

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— S.T.Gibson  (via modernhepburn)

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thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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sevvey6:

fish-d:

cry-of-the-brave:

The photo at top is the most-viewed image in the world, the “Bliss” wallpaper that came with Windows XP. 

The photo at bottom is what the same spot looks like today.

Earth is going downhill fast..

the second picture was taken in the fucking fall I cannot believe this scaremongering bullshit

What is this “fall”? The fall of mankind? The end of days? What is the government hiding behind our windows wallpapers?

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